Song Parodies -> Iraqi Woman

Original Song Title:

"Kentucky Woman"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

  
Parody Song Title:

"Iraqi Woman"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

would she get 72 virgins too? like .. lets see 72 times 30 seconds each..
36 minutes was worth it?
what do you call a great piece of ass in Iraq? a tourist
Iraqi woman
wearing a belt of dynamite
she's just do it once
but her ploy went all wrong
not all right
and they got her
god knows they got her

Iraqi woman
she wants to kill you
she doesn't know you
Iraqi woman

we know she's the kind
makes death come at the tug of the cord
it was wrong there inside
now she's got pain and info inside
because they got her
yeah they caught her

Iraqi woman
she wants to kill you
she doesn't know you
Iraqi woman

she don't know much,
she wants some virgins I guess to meet
a hairy bunch
for that one girl, her life'd be
filled with wood
ain't no schtick
they'd all be quick

Iraqi woman
she wants to kill you
she doesn't know you
Iraqi woman
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Michael Pacholek - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Sheik, rattle and roll!

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