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Song Parodies -> "Clock Show"

Original Song Title:

"Venue And Mars/rock Show"

Original Performer:

Paul Mccartney

Parody Song Title:

"Clock Show"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

picking up the base of a clock novena
sifting all the data within
red face, green face, all keeping time,
a good friend of mine, has one in his car
he drives so far it keeps time allright

what's the man wearing on his wrist?
it looks a lot like the one I lost, I was pissed
it's a cartier with a golden band,
could be, ooh ee


I'm at a clock show my friend said we should go
but I'm not there in the head I don't care
he is on a roll, there's one shaped like a bowl
we are there ..oh yeah

it's nice and brown, I put it down ok
and there's the blacks, pay cash no tax..
some pearly mounts, each seconds counts oh yeah
there's some you wind if you want to see time from those guys

I'm at a clock show my friend said we should go
but I'm not there in the head I don't care
he is on a roll, there's one shaped like a bowl
we are there ..oh yeah

in this green metal suit I am looking at hours shaped like kitties
and the second hand runs like a mouse and it looks rarther pretty
it's a pity I've not bought a thing and I'm nearing the end,
'cept a small clock with an alarm playing my favourite ditty (ditty? Ditty!)

pendulum swingin to and fro
that hall piece needs a little price that's more low
and maybe I could buy it and I may go.. ooh ee. we'll see..
I'm at a clock show my friend said we should go
but I'm not there in the head I don't care
he is on a roll, there's one shaped like a bowl
we are there ..oh yeah



If there's a clock Show......

If there's a clock Show......

If there's a clock Show......

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(Psssst) - March 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(hey Mr. or Mrs. 1s, this isn't an Obama parody so you might want to stop showing your immaturity and grade it on its merits as completely non political)

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