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Song Parodies -> "Headache Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Heartache Tonight"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Headache Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

her head is gonna hurt sometime,
before the night is through
every night she pulls the same old sham,
there's nothing I can do
everynight I want to touch her body
hope it takes all night
hope that maybe we can have romance
then we'll wake up right

she's gonna have a headache tonight
a headache tonight I know
there's gonna be a headache tonight, I know
lord, I know

some days she seems the perfect mate
some folks say that sounds all wrong
so honey can we go home now,
and we can get it on

tonight I'm gonna last forever,
just bought this desensey cream
viagra gonna help me up
then I'm gonna hear you scream

she's gonna have a headache tonight
a headache tonight I know
there's gonna be a headache tonight, I know
lord, I know

she's gonna have a headache tonight
you think she's uptight
so take some tylenol, and kiss me tonight
or there's gonna be a heartache tonight
heartache tonight I know

somebody's gonna come undone,
if babe you don't come through
so baby take a tylenol
and be sure, my girl take two


she's gonna have a headache tonight
a headache tonight I know
there's gonna be a headache tonight, I know
lord, I know

she will beat around the bushes
she can lie and cheat and moan
she can even fake the finish,
but I won't fake my own
but eitther way there's gonna be a headache tonight
a headache tonight I know



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Billy Florio - April 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, another winner! This is great (well, not the headache part)
Michael Pacholek - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment
My politics aside, here, "Beat around the bush" takes on a whole new meaning. Since she knows she's got an Englishman at home, maybe she's got a Frenchman on the side. Ahhhh! The French! Dirty weasels! Boycott! Sacre bleu!
Jonathan C. - April 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I wonder if any of Michael's comments have anything to do with the song, but good job Malcolm.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
"How'd That Get On This Site?" Award
Kj Vonski - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Been married over 16 yrs. This is a true a song as I have ever heard. This is funny, yet true, stuff. Great job

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