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Song Parodies -> "The End Of The Democrats"

Original Song Title:

"The End Of The Innocence"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"The End Of The Democrats"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

alas, Michael, a tit for tat parody on MY choice of your government
remember when the lies were long,
and Monica ruled on her knees
didn't have an "affair with that Girl"
impeachment talk and tall decrees
but now the left side still loudly wails
despite their long record of white house fails
Edwards hair has blond details,
and Clinton starts to cry...

but I know a place that votes can go..
still I trust these men..
sit and watch results roll in,
the comeback kid, McCain
so go put your crap back in your mouth
moral right can run the country
offer up your best dingbats
but this is the end,
this is the end of the democrats...

it's beautiful, as Hil'ry cries
as her white house is threatened here
with men now breathing down her neck
where are the women near and dear??
ditzy lefties often fail,
and they're now carving holes in each detail
campaign buses leave smog trails,
but someone has to die....

I know a place where they can go,
and wash away their sins..
take the Clinton bathing course,
deny, deny again..
yes, I know I beat this to the ground
I can't just let her slurping sound be
doffed off like the tipped up hat..
this is the end
this is the end of the democrats

who knows how long the left will last
now their two best folk are cast
Obama from the north mid west,
the other one with a lumpy chest
voters just remember this,
the ultimate oral office diss
just one dress mark was all it took
the lefties showed their lies..

let them stand, their chests they pound,
remember all the lies around them,
cunning, slimy shifty cats
but this is the end
this is the end of the democrats..

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 7

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Michael Pacholek - January 13, 2008 - Report this comment
"The lies were long"? An inch compared to the miles of the current government. "Long record of White House fails"? Aside from Jimmy Carter, uh, no, not by a long shot. "Moral right"? You're half-right, and they've been running the country... into the ground. "Cunning, slimy, shifty cats"? Compared to who, Karl Rove?!? This was well-constructed, Malcolm, but way off in its accuracy. Believe it or not, I gave it a 5-2-3, not a triple-1.
Indy Pendant - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
"Obama from the north mid west, the other one with a lumpy chest" haha. 544

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