Song Parodies -> It Hasn't Hit Me Yet.. (the Food Poisoning Ballad)

Original Song Title:

"Hasn't Hit Me Yet"

Original Performer:

Blue Rodeo

  
Parody Song Title:

"It Hasn't Hit Me Yet.. (the Food Poisoning Ballad)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

I saw that you're heaving...
well it comes as no surprise..
it's that old blow-chunks-out feeling
and I won't mention your behind..

it ain't nothing new to me
from the food I've got at home
those seven week perogies
the mould has grown just too old..

hey hey I guess it hasn't hit me yet
my digestion tract
feels as bad as my poor head
I kneel transfixed before the bowl we don't like
watchin the chunks blow from this cold.. ache flu-like..

never thought this could happen
but all my fresh food is gone
some had leaks in the wrapper
but I had some go wrong...

hey hey I guess it hasn't hit me yet
my digestion tract
feels as bad as my poor head
I kneel transfixed before the bowl we don't like
watchin the chunks blow from this cold.. ache flu-like..



hey hey I guess it hasn't hit me yet
my digestion tract
feels as bad as my poor head
I kneel transfixed before the bowl we don't like
watchin the chunks blow from this cold.. ache flu-like..
down in the middle of swirling waters go
the old food is falling
in the flushed swirling water
the heaving like thunder
into the waves they depart
into the waves they depart
they depart..
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Christie Marie M - November 14, 2008 - Report this comment
This reminds me of this episode of Mr. Bean (Room 426) where he finds out that the clams that he ate turned out to be bad and had gotten food poisoning from them. Anyways, this is such a good parody you wrote. This tells all about food poisoning. 555.

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