-> "I Do Toxicology"
Original Song Title:
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Do Toxicology"
whats the reason for this dead tissue sample
had an accident where somebody died?
hit a person who was walking on the sidewalk
was there drugs or alcohol inside?
now we look for stuff to give this al meaning
alcohol and drug tests and marijuana screning
hes dead, in bed, now the tests will be read
I do toxicology
what's the level of his blood when driving
did he drink lots of michelob?
then he crashed into a big wet culvert
and he died beside the edge of the road
smashed his car as the sound really rumbled
rolled it over and then out this guy tumbled
lets see, in a tree, dead-a-ly
baby now I do toxicology..
oh it doesnt matter what they say in the papers
he's a member of eternity
theres a new man in town
there's a car crashing sound the worst thing that there's ever been
now another DOA teen
how about a pair of double rum drinks
will you run your car right into a tree?
he has just wrote of his dad's new beemer
and he's way above the level see?
don't waste the money on a new tow it's mental
when in jail it seems so non consequential
big crash, blood splash, face mash
funny now I do toxicology
what's the matter with my nose its bleeding?
did you make a little windshield touch?
will it hurt a little more unfrozen,
and I hope you learned your face is mush
Don´t you know about the new laws in common?
you will go to jail if there's folks that you're harmin
next test, smashed breasts, in their vests
baby all I do's toxicology
everybody's talkin bout the new science baby
but it's still toxicology.
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