so many nights, you sit there with radar
waiting for someone too fast come along
tickets in reems, you write far too many
alone in the dark, it just all seems so wrong,

did you, write up my wife?
this is a joke.. oh man come on
give her a chance she knows she's wrong

you come to court, and bullshit the judges
cash out your check, and return to your home
finally a chance to say, "hey I got you!
back to your car, in that thirty five zone

did you, write up my wife?
this is a joke.. oh man come on
give her a chance she knows she's wrong

this is so wrong,
she was driving all right
and you.. write up my wife