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Song Parodies -> "Ta-li-ban"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Rag shirt, no shoes,
they don't know what we are gonna do
bad teeth, rag heads
very soon my man they'll all be dead..
they're all a runnin just as fast as they can..
cause they're a bunch of pussies they're the ta-li-ban!

no grace, no style
all their houses in a rubble pile
world aid, gives rice
with those teeth I hope they strain it nice
they're all runnin just as fast as they can
cause they're a bunch of pussies, they're the ta-li-ban

guitar solo

they'll hide in holes,
try to make us think they live like moles
they'll run, they'll die
and osama knows the reason why.....
they're all runnin just as fast as they can
cause they're a bunch of pussies they're the ta-li-ban!!

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