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Song Parodies -> "Animals (the Anti Peta Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Cannibals"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mark Knopfler

Parody Song Title:

"Animals (the Anti Peta Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I love animals .. most of them with a side of fries.... People Eating Tasty Animals.. that's my PETA. besides, if God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat??????
well my daddy's work is through and the new barbeque
he is such a working man
my daddy says son, there's a steak goin on,
lots here for you too
then they sizzle up, sauce goes on
then the beef will slide upon a plate
that's my daddy and the steak goes on
making fries and veggies too

daddy eating meat makes me a baddie?
PETA people said the cowsare getting sore
don't you listen son, they're just animals now
and besides, we're carnivores

down in Louisiana, it's a creole chicken comin
ordered it with sliced up pears
all along the kitchen all the waiters keep a runnin
to feed the carnivores down there
and the hungry little laddie smiles at his daddy
and he's asking for his burger to go
daddy wraps it up and he quickly bundles up
all the fries and veggies, off they go

daddy eating meat makes me a baddie?
PETA people said the cowsare getting sore
don't you listen son, they're just animals now
and besides, we're carnivores


lay down you head, when you get outta bed,
we will have some bacon in the morn
peta-tarians can eat
lentil beans and pickled beets
along with some deep fried corn
now the menu writer's sayin another pig we're slayin
we're gonna have a loin today
and daddy's little boy is jumpin now for you
the PETA crap has worn away..

daddy eating meat makes me a baddie?
PETA people said the cowsare getting sore
don't you listen son, they're just animals now
and besides, we're carnivores

daddy eating meat makes me a baddie?
PETA people said the cowsare getting sore
don't you listen son, they're just animals now
and besides, we're carnivores

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