Song Parodies -> Waiting For A Squirrel Or Two
| Original Song Title: | "Waiting For A Girl Like You" |
| Original Performer: | Foreigner |
| Parody Song Title: | "Waiting For A Squirrel Or Two" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
So long, what I'm lying on's hard.., I've been waiting too long
Sometimes I don't know why It's sublime, I only know it's a matter of
time
When you hunt something, when you hunt something
It wait all night, my shot straight and true I need to know if the bullet goes through
Maybe it's wrong, won't you tell me if my 12 gauge blasts him too strong.
The rats I find have been here before, and this time I wanna kill 4
I've been waiting for a squirrel ot two to come into my sights
I've been waiting for a squirrel or two to come into my sights
I've been waiting for something new to make me feel alright
Yeah, waiting for a squirrel or two to come into my sights
taste so good, when I will kill it's understood
it's more than a stew, or a shish-ka-bob
or I could smoke them, and do a good job
I eat lots of them..yeah, eaten lots of them
and I would tonight, if a little meat squiirel will come into sight
there's nowhere on earth that I'd rather be, than hunting here quietly
I've been waiting for a squirrel or two to come into my sights
I've been waiting for a squirrel or two to come into my sights
I've been waiting for something new to make me feel alright
Yeah, waiting for a squirrel or two to come into my sights
Yeah, waiting for a squirrel or two to come into my sights
I've been waiting, waiting for sure, ooh, I've been waiting
I've been waiting
(I've been waiting for a squirrel or two, I've been waiting)
Won't you come into my sights?
Sometimes I don't know why It's sublime, I only know it's a matter of
time
When you hunt something, when you hunt something
It wait all night, my shot straight and true I need to know if the bullet goes through
Maybe it's wrong, won't you tell me if my 12 gauge blasts him too strong.
The rats I find have been here before, and this time I wanna kill 4
I've been waiting for a squirrel ot two to come into my sights
I've been waiting for a squirrel or two to come into my sights
I've been waiting for something new to make me feel alright
Yeah, waiting for a squirrel or two to come into my sights
taste so good, when I will kill it's understood
it's more than a stew, or a shish-ka-bob
or I could smoke them, and do a good job
I eat lots of them..yeah, eaten lots of them
and I would tonight, if a little meat squiirel will come into sight
there's nowhere on earth that I'd rather be, than hunting here quietly
I've been waiting for a squirrel or two to come into my sights
I've been waiting for a squirrel or two to come into my sights
I've been waiting for something new to make me feel alright
Yeah, waiting for a squirrel or two to come into my sights
Yeah, waiting for a squirrel or two to come into my sights
I've been waiting, waiting for sure, ooh, I've been waiting
I've been waiting
(I've been waiting for a squirrel or two, I've been waiting)
Won't you come into my sights?
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someone's in a squirrely mood today
Sounds great. When I go shooting though I prefer shooting with my Olympus C-510 Zoom
Rodents... Rodents... Rodents make you quiver! (You want to use that line in your next piece, go ahead.)
Ann,I have never shot a thing in my life with an gun.. and I was a policeman for 12 years in a huge megatropolis
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