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Song Parodies -> "The Medical Mystery Whore"

Original Song Title:

"The Magical Mystery Tour"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Medical Mystery Whore"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

line up... line up for the mystery whore
line up... line up for the mystery whore
line up... and that's an invitation (line up for the mystery whore)
line up... to get some fornication(line up for the mystery whore)

the medical mystery whore is going to infect you today
going to infect you today

line up... line up for the mystery whore
line up... line up for the mystery whore
line up ... you'll need a quick inspection(line up for the mystery whore)
line up... to take away infection(line up for the mystery whore
the medical mystery whore is going to infect you today
going to infect you today,
after you pay,...........




line up... medication guaranteed (line up for the mystery whore)
line up... like a razor when you pee (line up for the mystery whore)

the medical mystery whore is waiting to infect you today
going to infect you today
going to infect you today

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Stashman - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad. Not great either. This is a pretty standard parody. There are slip-ups in the pacing, but at least it rhymes and pretty much matches up. Threes from me.
Guy - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste. Glad you put yours to use. Loved it.
Johnny D - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Uncle Albert meets Auntie Biotic - cheers and CLAPS for this one!
The Great Karlando - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Stashman is either on crack or has had a visit from the Medical Mystery whore and felt this hit a little too close to home. This was great.

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