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Song Parodies -> "The Pope, A Ratzinger"

Original Song Title:

"Rock And Roll Singer"

Original Performer:

Ac/dc

Parody Song Title:

"The Pope, A Ratzinger"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

my daddy was a prayin nine to five,
while my momma was on her knees
by the time I was only five,
I knew what I wanted to be
I went to school, and studied there
they wanted me to be respected as a lawyer
or Michael Jackson, man
(but I had other plans)

gonna be the pope, a ratzinger
gonna be the pope who goes far
gonna be the pope, a ratzinger
gonne be the pope,
the pope who goes far

I worked real hard, I got myself
my own little alter boy
I parted his hair in the middle as
I made him my little toy
now I see my hat is high,
I really jumped the queue
I got religion in my blood
tellin me what to do
( and I got big ears)

gonna be the pope, a ratzinger
gonna be the pope who goes far
gonna be the pope, a ratzinger
gonne be the pope,
the pope who goes far

well you can keep your offer plate giving
and your collar and the ties..
you can trust the catholic priesthood,
in Boston, it's a dirty lie,
and you can stick your special handshake,
and your silly old sex rules,
and all the other Sh*t
use a condom, don't be fooled..
are these guys all tools??

gonna be the pope, a ratzinger
gonna be the pope who goes far
gonna be the pope, a ratzinger
gonne be the pope,
the pope who goes far

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Red Ant - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but 555 anyway. This could be horribly paced ( not likely from you though ) but it is irrelavent. Using an AC/DC song against the Pope is Hell-arious, and overall we deserved.
Ravyn Rant - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I do know TOS, and the pacing is lovely. Otherwise I agree with Red Ant.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Good Choice. Good Parody. :-)
Michael Pacholek - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This should have Joey the Rat shaking with anger... all... night... long!

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