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Song Parodies -> "A Cheerio Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"A Cheerio Girl"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

with help of my little girl who thinks it's better that daddy "doesn't write dirty songs anymore and she can help him" awwwwwwwww
some like oatmeal, some like waffles,
I think they're ok
but that whole wheat stuff with nuts
is awful every day

I just had some captain crunch,
I guess that was alright
but I could eat those toasty o's
morning noon and night

if we are living in a cereal world,
then I must be a cereal girl,
living in a stupid cereal world,
then I am a cheerio girl

some like fruit cups, some like eggs,
but I just like my "o"s
don't give me no fizzy stuff,
it bubbles up my nose

toast and tea was good for me,
but I got way grown up
honeycombs are for a kid,
just give me "o' s and shut up

if we are living in a cereal world,
then I must be a cereal girl,
living in a stupid cereal world,
then I am a cheerio girl

now you know what I will eat
my parents have been told
get me sugar toasty o's
and I'll have several bowls..

if we are living in a cereal world,
then I must be a cereal girl,
living in a stupid cereal world,
then I am a cheerio girl

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Heidi - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You stole this from Sesame Street!!! Sesame Street did a very similar parody many, many years ago. Shame on you for taking all the credit. Wrong!!! Boo!!!!
SLS - July 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Heidi, Totally Different Song, The Sesame Street Song was Called Cereal Girl. Different Words and Everything.....
Heidi - July 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Oh thank you, SLS, for setting me straight. Good thing I just happened to check out this thread today a mere twelve years and 23 days after I posted my comment. Otherwise, i probably never would have known

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