you might stink, it's crazy,
but I really think you do,
man, I think it's yucky
that cloud thats all around you
but I think with a breeze,
I'll get up off my knees

you might think it's foolish,
baby, its not untrue
you might think I'm crazy,
but man you stink, you do

you might think it's hysterical,
to let some big ones go
maybe I think I'm crazy
but when you do, I know
and I think your arse is wild,
and I hope you end with piles

you might think it's foolish,
baby, its not untrue
you might think I'm crazy,
but man you stink, you do

and its hard, so hard to take
there's no escape, I need a drape
you keep it flowing, then you let one out
you kept it going

you might think it's digestive,
but gaseous, man it's true
just let one more fly and,
I'll snap and I'll kill you
and I think that it's wild
and I hope you get piles