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Song Parodies -> "Shaving Off My Bum For You"

Original Song Title:

"Saving All My Love For You"

Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"Shaving Off My Bum For You"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

my wife is Italian, so I can relate here.. she sang this to me on our anniversary... awwwwwww
a few little moments is all that I'll need
just get my razor, and I hope I don't bleed
there's a lot of that hair, in the mirror, seen there
but it's something you want me to do
so I'm shaving off my bum for you

it's not very easy, but I'll try to reach
is this that thing at yoga, that the girl was trying to teach
but each stroke , I find helps buff up my behind
another ass cheek? hey man, I've got two..
and I'm shaving off my bum for you

you used to tell me we'd see the serengeti
when we were ready to travel free
when my ass was cleaned up I won't look like a yeti
but that's just an old fantasy
I've got to keep shaving, just a few patches more
don't come in till I'm finished, because I've locked the door
tonight , in the air, you'll see my bum bared
and I wear my gitch, and no hair sticks through
cause I'm shaving all my bum
yes I'm shaving off my bum
yes, I'm shaving all my bum for you

no other razor could make it come so clean
and tonight is the night, my as is all white
and I put on after shave there too
I was shaving of my bum
I was shaving off my bum
I was shaving of my bum for you

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Wild Man - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
This is known as the Brazillian shave. Bikinis turned into thongs, then thongs became G-strings in Rio .
Mr T(BA Baracus) - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I am a knight whos who says nee.I am going to chop down the thickest tree in the forest with a herring.My favourite article of clothing is my jock strap.I made mad passionate love to a cammel last night.I have just sculpted a miniture city out of jelly and custard and am about to enter it in the turner prize.I have just shaved my bum and am bleeding quite heavily now.My favourite colour is pink with green patches just like the sky.I like David Hasselhof.My biggest fear is being eated with a giant panda wearing a Spiderman costume.I used to be Elton John but i gave up as i could not put up with wearing a wig and being buggered every night.I like beans.
Fitu - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I think you already look like one Whitney Houston

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