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Song Parodies -> "Maladies"

Original Song Title:

"Carry Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Stampeders

Parody Song Title:

"Maladies"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

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maladies things that make you ill
so you need a pill
to make you go to sleep
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maladies diseases of the mind
they make your colon bind
till you dont give a crap..

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I really do feel very sick
my insides make stuff runny and thick
why can't I just feel ok?

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maladies arthritis and now gout
I got to work things out
my toes are killing me..

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maladies brain farts come in fives
my chest is sore with hives
and herpes lives in me..

I really do feel very sick
my insides make stuff runny and thick
why can't I just feel ok?

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maladies one more thing to say
an apple every day
just doesn't help with me
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maladies
one day I will die
not before I try
to write more naturally..

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