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Song Parodies -> "Fake Orgasms"

Original Song Title:

"Cheap Sunglasses"

Original Performer:

Zz Top

Parody Song Title:

"Fake Orgasms"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

When you get up in the morning and a girl is in your bed
The first thing you do when you get up sleepy head
Is get that chick a runnin and try to clean your mattress
And don't tell yourself they were fake orgasms
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

tried a little thing and I pummelled her all night
made her drop the levis and her puppies were so right
She had a west coast style and she had screams and spasms
But what really knocked me out was her fake orgasms
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Now go out and get yourself some big black chick
With the skin so dark it's like a chocolate cone to lick
And the night is up to you, I've been there I'll have 'em
Ride her with pride there'e no fake orgasms
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Agrimorfee - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
The smile this parody gave me wasn't fake!
alvin - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
great concept
McKludge - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Almost belongs on WhatFreaks
Ravyn Rant - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, they can tell themselves it wasn't a faked orgasm...but I betcha the ladies know something different...heh heh. My laugh, however, was not faked. 555

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