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Song Parodies -> "New Age Waistband"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Wasteland"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"New Age Waistband"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

buffets are for real,
have a six plate meal
that hot plate just keeps giving
two forks on the right
use them both all night
I don't need to be forgiven

just try
be huge, big guy
it's a new age waistband

I love sugar ham
and a roll made with spam
washed down with a coke,
as now I get older
the coffee truck's here
have an ass like a steer
I sticks together
looks just like a boulder

new age waistband,
it's a new big huge waistband
new age waistband
it's a new big huge waistband

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Princess Ana - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Again, again - it's "Baba O'Reilly".
Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, really? No, "O'Riley." But still a good parody.
Jeff - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
where can i download this song
Jake - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
It's Baba O'Riley. Look on the back of their album, look on Wikipedia, ask Pete Townshend himself.

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