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Song Parodies -> "Midlife Confessions"

Original Song Title:

"Midnight Confessions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Grass Roots

Parody Song Title:

"Midlife Confessions"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the sound of a goose step
tells me that you're near,
the smell of your lotion, baby,
brings out a fear in me that no ons should hear in me, except

in my midlife confessions,
when I'm tellin a shrink what I want to
in my midlife confessions,
when I hear what a mess I have come to.
I've come to

one little bad thing, a softened gland, now I understand,
there's some others before me, viagra is fine,
a woody is mine..

stagger through the daytime,
my secretary on my mind,
passing so close beside that baby
sometimes my wood is just so hard to hide , except..

in my midlife confessions,
when I'm tellin a shrink what I want to
in my midlife confessions,
when I hear what a mess I have come to.
I've come to

one little bad thing, a softened gland, now I understand,
there's some others before me, viagra is fine,
a woody is mine..

in my midlife confessions,
when I'm tellin a shrink what I want to
in my midlife confessions,
when I hear what a mess I have come to.
I've come to

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Royce Miller - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
eye-catching title, enjoyed it
Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad to hear you found a solution (of the Pfizer kind). Poignant.
Meriadoc - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Could have clinched the ending better if you had spelled it: "I've cum too!" :-O
Stray Pooch - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
How do you know when you're old? When you can look back at your midlife crisis! I remember mine. I wanted to buy a hot new car and fool around with a twenty year old. But on my paycheck I had to compromise and just buy a twenty-year old car . . . Good job, Malcolm!

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