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Song Parodies -> "S.T.D."

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"S.T.D."

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

when I find myself with lesion trouble,
little potions come to me,
rub this on and cure it,
S.T.D.
an hour with her in darkness,
she has given this to me,
medication needed,
S.T.D.
and when it's all infecting people,
maybe we will all agree
prevent it with a condom,
S.T.D
for when her legs got parted,
she is harmful for you medically
razor pees tomorrow,
S.T.D.
S.T.D., S.T.D
S.T.D., S.T.D
razor pees tomorrow, S.T.D

so when your urine's cloudy,
looked at microscopically,
then they'll have the answer,
S.T.D

you wake up to the sound of xrays,
doctors wearing gloves to see,
what is on your tackle..
S.T.D
S.T.D., S.T.D
S.T.D., S.T.D
razor pees tomorrow, S.T.D

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2LD4U - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I just want to bring to people's attention that there is now an HPV virus vaccine, and if given to women in time it will prevent them from getting cervical cancer. But, US congress will not approve it because they feel that it would lead to more "promiscuity". What a shame!
malcolm higgins - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
remember, 2ld4u.... oral sex prevents cervical cancer too *wink*
Red Ant - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Malcolm, I agree.
Johnny D - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
How very rash of you! ;-)
Michael Pacholek - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
It only hurts when I laugh. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow! (That's five.)

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