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Song Parodies -> "U.P.S."

Original Song Title:

"Sos"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"U.P.S."

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

my mind is in a daze, my note I need to find
I sent it through, fedex, but now I'm out of time
whatever happened to my stuff?
not understood,
they used to be so fast, they used to be so good

so when you need it, darling, I'll repeat it. U.P.S.
what fedex gave me, now they'll have to save me, U.P.S.
when it's gone, how can I track my stuff , carry on..
now it's gone, and i guess I'm not the lucky one..

you seem so far away, my package on the way
ask brown to say it's coming you'll have it today
express saver is the best, you'll get it in by noon
I was depressed, My package in Kowloon..

so when you need it, darling, I'll repeat it. U.P.S.
what fedex gave me, now they'll have to save me, U.P.S.
when it's gone, how can I track my stuff , carry on..
now it's gone, and i guess I'm not the lucky one..

so when you need it, darling, I'll repeat it. U.P.S.
what fedex gave me, now they'll have to save me, U.P.S.
when it's gone, how can I track my stuff , carry on..
now it's gone, and i guess I'm not the lucky one..

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Royce Miller - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, I got a kick out of this. You come up with some zany stuff.
Larry - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it,although i have never had any bad experience with Fedex,it was fun to read and sing to
Ingeborg - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I may be picky about my parodies, being a fan of the original group...but this one is all-around great. Pacing, rhymes and humor all score high IMO.
who cares what my name is - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good parody, but there's one thing wrong: it should be 70s not 60s; Abba did not have any songs in the 60s. But that really doesn't matter, because like I said, the parody was good; I give it straight fives.

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