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Song Parodies -> "Animalian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Animalian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

is this just alewife?
part of the fishery?
skin just like cowhide
but it still smelly too fish-il-y
mammals with eyes, right up to fireflies
should see...

I'm just a boar-boy mixed with a collie breed
and now I'm mixed up some, like a crow
part an ass, part burrow,
anyway pigskin goes,
doean't really matter, to me... to me..

mama just killed a lamb
took it's fur and shaved it's ass,
now it's scaly as a bass...
mama, shearing sheep is fun,
but now I've got to find and kill morays..
Mama, ooh-oo-oo-oo
the sardine just had to die,
if it's not back again, this time, tomorrow,
silly one, silly one, then I'll just become a catter..

too late, this snake venom
is pulsing down the spine
of it's victim every time,
good bye to the body
like a squashed minnow
gotta see the porcupine and face the truth
mama , ooh ooh ooh ooh I just hit a fly
I sometimes wish I'd killed a big macaw

I see a little sparrow with a plan,
scare a moose, scare a moose,
will you eat some fresh fish roe?
things with claws are frightening,
buzzing, climbing, fighting eek!
saw a dodo (saw a dodo)
saw a dodo ( saw a dodo)
saw a dodo, watched him go
I'm sure he'll go
I'm just a spored boy nobody loves me
(he's just a spored boy from a chimp family
spare him his life from this life of algae

beees will come, bees will go,
making honey holes,
to feed me, NO! they're filling up the holes
let them go to feed me,
just let them fill the holes,
let them fill the holes
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
oh I'm a deer, I'm a deer,
I'm a deer so let me go
some sheltie pups have some hairballs set aside for me..
for me, for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

so you think you can prick me with big cacti
so you think I am boneless with no spine inside
oh, maybe, will you do this too, maybe
just ate a big trout, just bit a big snout off of here..

ducklings really matter, elephants can see.
ducklings really matter,
ducklings really matter to me...
with their bill-y flat nose...

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alvin - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
mind boggling stuff...i liked this a lot
Meriadoc - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
You wanna share some of those drugs Malcolm?
John Barry - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
You've been licking amphibians. Great results.
Peregrin - January 12, 2008 - Report this comment
By God, what the three posters above all said! ;-O
Ann Hammond - January 12, 2008 - Report this comment
moo quack he he

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