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Song Parodies -> "Tie Me Up"

Original Song Title:

"Start Me Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Tie Me Up"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

uh.. you are both girls right?????
tie me up?
mer and pippin want to tie me up?
tie me up?
mer and pippin want to tie me up?
I'd get so hot,
when you girls start it, then you just can't stop
if you tied me up,
I'd try to give you all I've got

you'd have a grown man tied
rub me in oil,
get vaseline,
cause when you slide down what I mean
it goes way up

tie me up..
make them tighter, give me what you got
that sounds so neat, you face each other and both take a seat
if I suffocate
I'll let you know and you can stand right up stand right up

you'd have a grown man tied
my hands are still, my legs are free
oh merry lets play rodeo and you'll soon ride me
tie me up

if you tie me up
I've got to give it what I got
oh Merry never never never stop
never never
tie me up

rub me in oil,
get vaseline,
cause when you slide down what I mean
it goes way up
that's the day that we will never never never stop
never never never stop
tie me up
never stop never stop

you'd have a grown man tied
you'd make a malcolm cum
you'd make a malcolm cum





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Meriadoc - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
That's it! He's gone right over the edge now! (And I had to purge 'tool' from the Peregrine Bites parody... )
Peregrin - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I've noticed that Merry gets all the good jobs...Hmmmm!

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