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Song Parodies -> "Knock It Off"

Original Song Title:

"Knock Three Times"

Original Performer:

Tony Orlando And Dawn

Parody Song Title:

"Knock It Off"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

to the nameless, faceless peopole who can't sign their names to their commie beliefs, this bud's for you.. and you know who you are.. btw so do the administrators...your IP addy shows, you daft gits this keeps the spam level lower than that within your soft skulls
hey Bor how you doin out there?
handle yourself all alone every night while I write through
I can see your name's not showing
your iq wattage dimly showing
try something herbal or go eat your gerbil, don't bug me..

keep me laughing,
Knock it off, it's revealing when you knock me
I think it's nice but the answer is no
if you read this,
make a comment in the morning
just make it nice or your commieness shows..

the freedom reigns supreme amiright?
write anything every note and I make a fresh start
read the comments from "my mother"
she died, so it is another
so, then it seems, now the truth you have lied from the start

keep me laughing,
Knock it off, it's revealing when you knock me
I think it's nice but the answer is no
if you read this,
make a comment in the morning
just make it nice or your commieness shows..


I can read the stuff you're saying,
proof here that you're brain's decaying
one notch below me I hope you can show me
about you..

keep me laughing,
Knock it off, it's revealing when you knock me
I think it's nice but the answer is no
if you read this,
make a comment in the morning
just make it nice or your commieness shows..

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Maddie's The Boss - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, so you're attacking another fellow commenter? If so, then this belongs in the circular file. You can't just go making threats/attacks against people who disagree with your sentiments. That's a helluva lot more childish than your name-calling against the President. I bet there are some 12 year olds who are a lot more mature than this. You oughtta grow up, seriously.
rob - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
i grabbed a bee hive as a kid. i stopped doing it after i realized that i didnt like the results. DONT READ HIS STUFF if you are upset or offended at his consrvative views. simple choice. be responcible with your choices, let freedom reign !
bor - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
yeah, but "don't read his stuff" will NOT make it go away; some serious action needs to be taken.
A chasm of sarcasm - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
If only we could make political dissent illegal like in Iran or Cuba. But only when Dems are in office. Repeal the law for when Republicans are in power. Better yet, make any political party other than Democratic illegal.
Mr 1's - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
MTB and bor are right; attack paroides are not allowed. This will be smitten with my signature vote. However I will leave 5s on parodies that are NOT attacks.
Andria - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I'd have to agree with Maddie's The Boss, Mr. 1s and Bor, that this is an attack parody. If one were to read the prelude and notice the second word of the parody (I did, and I'm sure others did too), it is plainly obvious that this is an not only an attack, but an attack on a specific commentor who has said some meaningful things and does not intend to hurt any feelings to the best of my knowledge. Since there isn't a zero category for votes, I will give this 1s.
malcolm higgins - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
a pseudonym isn't a real person just like he doesn't have areal brain. He doesn't have opinions worthy enought to sign his name to, or beliefs. How do you attack Claude Rains???? if there was an actual person named bor, I would not could not should not attack. but a nameless faceless, brainless spineless ghost is well.. attackable. Even Arnold did it in Predator.. although that thing had a spine, clearly..
Red Ant - April 25, 2009 - Report this comment
and Malcolm shoots from center court... swish! You nailed it here. 5s ,just to piss off the 1s trolls (not really a valid reason to give perfect marks, but wth). Malcolm, you ought to do a parody of Kayne West's "Stronger" with the subs " nameless, faceless, brainless, spineless".
malcolm higgins - April 25, 2009 - Report this comment
consider it done, Red. Freedom reigns.. Even those who choose to attack.. I have big shoulders..
Nathan Forester - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
I've dealt with that loser before, he harassed me on here a few times.

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