Song Parodies -> Kobe's Cryin
| Original Song Title: | "Jamie's Cryin" |
| Original Performer: | Van Halen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kobe's Cryin" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
she always liked big black guys, and this was better
oh what they did that night, he just had to get her
and now he feels so sad
oh whoa whoa whoa Kobe's cryin
oh whoa whoa whoa Kobe's cryin
now Kobe claims she said "alright" he showed her his dribble
and came the end of night, her number he scribbled
she had to call in the sheriff, ah yeah yeah
yeah, now he wants to make her feel better,
she said "gotcha"
and it was claimed he leapt her
now Kobe's been in love before
and Vanessa's gotta share him more
it was sex meant little, meant little more
a one night stand whoo
she had to call in the sheriff, ah yeah yeah
yeah, now he wants to make her feel better,
she said "gotcha"
and it was claimed he leapt her
oh whoa whoa whoa Kobe's cryin
oh whoa whoa whoa Kobe's cryin
oh what they did that night, he just had to get her
and now he feels so sad
oh whoa whoa whoa Kobe's cryin
oh whoa whoa whoa Kobe's cryin
now Kobe claims she said "alright" he showed her his dribble
and came the end of night, her number he scribbled
she had to call in the sheriff, ah yeah yeah
yeah, now he wants to make her feel better,
she said "gotcha"
and it was claimed he leapt her
now Kobe's been in love before
and Vanessa's gotta share him more
it was sex meant little, meant little more
a one night stand whoo
she had to call in the sheriff, ah yeah yeah
yeah, now he wants to make her feel better,
she said "gotcha"
and it was claimed he leapt her
oh whoa whoa whoa Kobe's cryin
oh whoa whoa whoa Kobe's cryin
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