well beat the drum, Al's off the phone, the right has won the day
oh call him, back, this state we can still steal
it might sound bad, but a dimpled chad can help us beat this man
oh yeah, this thought's unreal

oh recount all the votes,
it's easy to say, today
recount and reduce his votes,
appeal it today
we can cheat, in defeat in left field

it's all we've got, so eat the dots
and claim chicanery
punch a hole, and then extoll
confusion , misery

we'll win the state, and then it's great
our man from tennessee
and on we'll go, and spell potato
at the end we'll put an "e"

oh recount all the votes,
it's easy to say, today
recount and reduce his votes,
appeal it today
we can cheat, in defeat in left field

yeah Saddam's gone, the oil is flowin,
not perfect, but it's true
still the one to get the west back "on"
the lefties they are through

oh recount all the votes,
it's easy to say, today
recount and reduce his votes,
appeal it today
we can cheat, in defeat in left field