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Song Parodies -> "Won't Carpool Again"

Original Song Title:

"Won't Be Fooled Again"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Won't Carpool Again"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

we'll be driving in the streets
on the corner we will meet
and the gas auge that we worship will rule all
and the laws that egg us on
now the HOV is gone
laws decide now the single driver's gone

I take my hat as I make less pollution
swear at cows, for their methane solution
smile and laugh at the change all around..
smell underarms and say
no more, no how, no way
then I'll get on the train and say
I won't carpool again

I'll go myself, leave my family behind
though they hapen to be left half alive
I sit, read the paper, and smile a the guy
who seems so hypnotized and he'll never sigh

I'm dropped off in the street
feel like a piece of meat
and the streetcars go racing on by and by
there's coffee on the left
and muffins on the right
and the frowns have all grown longer overnight

I take my hat as I make less pollution
swear at cows, for their methane solution
smile and laugh at the change all around..
smell underarms and say
no more, no how, no way
then I'll get on the train and say
I won't carpool again

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Ann Hammond - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
keep smiling and swaring at the cows.
Stephen Harrington - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
5s for quirkyness....
Meriadoc - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
But aren't there undearms on the train too? ;-)
malcolm higgins - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
yep.Mer, but I'm very tall....
Spaff.com - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
And, once again, Malcolm proves himself to be the King of Parody Titles.
malcolm higgins - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
ah yes, spaff, but there is no "king of the parody titles" monthly prize so I havent won anything in ohh... 1675 songs by now....sigh.. such promise wasted by quickness and poor spell checking huh??

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