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Song Parodies -> "My Thighs"

Original Song Title:

"My Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Wells

Parody Song Title:

"My Thighs"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

written of course by my "feminine" side which I am in touch with....and she's a
huuuuuuuuge bitch
nothin you could say could make me feel ok about my thighs
a pair of hogs today is what some people say about my thighs
they're so big I'm thinkin of sellin letters
advertising space will make me feel better
it really breaks my heart,
when people pick apart my thighs

I've consulted diet monks to reduce the leggy trunks,
yeah my thighs
I've walked as faras venus, and people throw me peanuts..
it's my thighs

they're so big I'm thinkin of sellin letters
advertising space will make me feel better
it really breaks my heart,
when people pick apart my thighs

as a matter of opinion, people think they're hogs
as I walk by I can hear them snog,
as big as my waist to be exact
and when I walk I make a huge impact

they're big at the knees, cellilite and cheese, it's my thighs
it's a wraparound dress, cause my jeans arent impressed with my thighs
my thighs are famouse like the foreign legion
they have a zio code and a postal region,
but please don't every day make a bad thing
to say about my thighs

they're big at the knees, cellilite and cheese, it's my thighs
it's a wraparound dress, cause my jeans arent impressed with my thighs
my thighs are famouse like the foreign legion
they have a zio code and a postal region,
but please don't every day make a bad thing
to say about my thighs

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Charles Wanner - November 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Where can I purchase a copy of "My Thighs" on CD??? cdwanner@cox.net
Rick - January 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Didn't I hear this once on Dr. Demento?

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