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Song Parodies -> "I'll Never Wash In Dove Again"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never Fall In Love Again"

Original Performer:

Burt Bacharach

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Never Wash In Dove Again"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

What do you get when you wash in dove?
a load from the chin, all stained by stubble
needs to be cleaned, with soapy bubbles
I'll never wash in dove again
I'll never wash in dove again

what do you get when you wash in dove?
some dirty clothes thsat need ammonia
maytag man, I think I'll phone ya,
I'll never wash in dove again
I'll never wash in dove again

don't tell me what you will wash out
cause I've seen it, and it's not nearly out
washing strains, those strains that try you
new washing suds, oh yeas I've tried two

What do you get when you wash in dove?
a load from the chin, all stained by stubble
needs to be cleaned, with soapy bubbles
I'll never wash in dove again
I'll never wash in dove again

what do you get when you wash in dove?
some dirty clothes thsat need ammonia
maytag man, I think I'll phone ya,
I'll never wash in dove again
I'll never wash in dove again


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TJC - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Cute, funny, true and very singable!
Yoidy - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
The words go perfectly to the melody. I know I'll never wash in Dove again.

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