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Song Parodies -> "Hair Was Abundant (or Why I'll Never Date Another"

Original Song Title:

"Werewolves Of London"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Hair Was Abundant (or Why I'll Never Date Another"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I saw the hair was sticking through the fingers of her hand
and I'm thinkin, oh no......... not again
I was lookin for a place to make a quick out run,
gonna find me a chick with skin so plain

ahooooooooooooo hair was abundant
ahoooooooooooooooo
ahooooooooooooo


you see it growin on her back there more,
she really should make it clean
little legs so hairy, but she shaved last night
a little nair, know what I mean?

ahooooooooooooo hair was abundant
ahoooooooooooooooo
ahooooooooooooo

she's the hairy hairy chick who ran about in drag
lately she's been overgrown way "down there"
you better stay away from her, she'll show you her fur
huh, she needs to meet my barber

ahooooooooooooo hair was abundant
ahoooooooooooooooo
ahooooooooooooo

well I saw her braid it on her underarm yeah all the hair was abundant
well I saw her braid it on her underarm yeah all the hair was abundant
I saw the hair from her enchilada with a cough drop amongst
now her cough was perfect


ahooooooooooooo hair was abundant
ahoooooooooooooooo
ahooooooooooooo

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Dee Range - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm a hairy handed gent, and laughed 'till I was spent....555

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