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Song Parodies -> "Hairy Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Cherry Chery"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Hairy Baby"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I wrote this after accidentally walking into the women's sauna at the polish ywca.....they were filming the sequel to "gorillas in the mist"
drives me buggy, yes yes it does,
ah but it's outta sight, yeah
hirsute lovely,
yes, yes my love
she got to shave or she'll be hairy
she got a way remove it
(hairy baby)
she got the way remove it
(hairy baby)

woa there mama your hair's way to long
where it's growin I think it's so wrong
mmmm. you know
you know what I'm cravin,
is a little bit of skin where you been shaving

it just ain't right
no it aint
the fur's not exciting
need bic razors,
no no, we won't
my weedeater's right here

she got to shave or she'll be hairy
she got a way remove it
(hairy baby)
she got the way remove it
(hairy baby)

now don't tell a soul where we gone to
gone to the shaving institute
ah I'd love the skin rubbin to me
hairy, babe, you're way too hairy for me

she got to shave or she'll be hairy
she got a way remove it
(hairy baby)
she got the way remove it
(hairy baby)

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Peregrin - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
There's a mistake you won't make twice Mal!
Adagio - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL

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