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Song Parodies -> "Worn To Be Inside ( The Safe Sex Parody)"

Original Song Title:

"Born To Be Alive"

Original Performer:

Patrick Hernandez

Parody Song Title:

"Worn To Be Inside ( The Safe Sex Parody)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

they are worn, to be... inside
they are worn, to be.....inside

worn, worn to be inside ( safety first inside)
you see they're worn, worn,worn, worn to be inside

people always ask me if I like the shape of latex, at the
tip tip tip
turn it baby inside out, reuse it when you let the rubber
drip drip drip

you see, they're worn worn worn to be inside ( worn to be inside)
you see they're worn worn worn

it's good to be inside, to be inside to be inside
it's good to be inside, to be inside to be inside
wrap wood to be inside

time was ticking by, and I was thinking on my feet, which ones to
buy buy buy
lubricated, ribbed, and several others with a free one just to
try try try

and they'd be worn, worn worn to be inside ( worn to be inside)
a safe is worn, worn worn
and they'd be worn, worn worn to be inside ( worn to be inside)
a safe is worn, worn worn
and they'd be worn, worn worn to be inside ( worn to be inside)
a safe is worn, worn worn
worn to be inside
and they'd be worn, worn worn to be inside ( worn to be inside)
a safe is worn, worn worn
and they'd be worn, worn worn to be inside ( worn to be inside)
a safe is worn, worn worn

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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2nz - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I should have checked this one out first, because I don't think I can stand to hear that song again. In comparison, this one is slighly funnier, but they still both deserve 5's. How can you stand the original song well enough to parody it twice?
Charlie Decker - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Really funny, although I agree with 2nz about the original song...
I wish I was Fifi Trxibelle - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the crappiest Safe Sex parady i have ever seen!!!
mike - November 17, 2012 - Report this comment
me too it's parody NOT parady

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