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Song Parodies -> "What Are You? (Ode To Pips And Merry)"

Original Song Title:

"Who Are You"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"What Are You? (Ode To Pips And Merry)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

ok Michael, you were right.. great idea
I woke up in a downtown doorway,
where nobody knew my name
I wondered what the hell I was doin all night
but I just don't feel the same
I staggered back to the safety
of this site called amiright
and I started making rhyming sounds..
it's the same thing every night..

what are you?
hu hu hu hu
what are you?
hu hu hu hu

I shouldnt be drinking out on the town,
wondrin about pip and "mer
I'll feel like a bit of a clown
if there is meat and two veg "down there"
I often wonder if I'm a fool,
writing here every day
five hundred songs in the done can
I'll stop this craziness one day

what are you?
hu hu hu hu
what are you?
hu hu hu hu

when will you guys or girls tell us please
what sex you really are?
and wrap this stupid guessing game up
cause it's gone on way too far
I'm begging from my pie hole
I can't take more of this
how can I tell then, if I'll love you,
cause you might just both have d****.

what are you?
hu hu hu hu
what are you?
hu hu hu hu

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Michael Pacholek - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
In the words of the immortal Jackie Gleason, "I got a BIIIIIIIIG MOUTH!" It worked, though.

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