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Song Parodies -> "(The Night I) Laid A Whale"

Original Song Title:

"Whiter Shade Of Pale"

Original Performer:

Procol Harum

Parody Song Title:

"(The Night I) Laid A Whale"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

havent we all done this in our past??
she danced a big wide tango
darn near went through the floor
I was feeling I would be sick
when the food came, she had more
her butt becoming larger
as her belt loops start to fray
and we called out for another drink
chocolate milk and gatorade

and so we went home later
can't believe I lived this tale
I'm like Ahab, ashamed mostly,
bout the night I laid a whale


------ organ solo ------

in to her bed I was a squeezin
she took it up, it was a queen
and I flipped right through her menu cards
just to see the thing's she'd eat
caviar from 6 foot sturgeons
caught off the jersey coast
and when the restaurant opened
she ordered half a loaf of toast

and so we went home later
can't believe I lived this tale
I'm like Ahab, ashamed mostly,
bout the night I laid a whale


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Timmy1000 - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny tale - if she rolled on top of you, you might turn a whiter shade of pale.
Old Man Ribber - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
One big fat funny parody! I'm not quite a whale yet, but I'm working on it. For now, I am merely a walrus...coo coo ca choo! ;D
McKludge - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I shouldn't laugh at that, but I can't help it. Random puns to be made here ...

Did she enjoy the humpback?

Something something sperm?

When the bed rocked, did it make a noise like "orca orca orca orca orca"

I'll stop now.
Andy Primus - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Hope you had a whale of a time
Michael Pacholek - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I can't believe you (or even McKludge) failed to work the word "blowhole" in there! Or would that have made this drift over into dear departed "WhatFreaks"?
unKnownVotress - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
. . Wonka . . . Wonka . . to you, Lord mcLewd !!
Patrick - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I understand your version better than the original. Not the first time that has happened.
adagio - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
That is a more understandable version than the song, and a good one at that. I'm working on another one by them...lets hope (it wont!!) make sense.
malcolm higgins - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I am humbled by your enjoyable input guys. Thank you.. remember the new me will have lots of stuff to write of in 2010 with 2 new jobs..
Kristof Robertson - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
This one's a kind of guity pleasure, malc...I know I shouldn't find it funny, but goshdarn, it is! And the title sub was brilliant. A shamefaced set of 5s
MasonR - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I echo (echo, echo) what everyone said about this making more sense than the OS and agree with Kristof--you had me at the subhead. Brilliant word switches here, very whale done!

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