b-i-l-l-y-f-l-o-r-i-o-
b-i-l-l-y-f-l-o-r-i-o
he keeps on writing here on amiright
he's on the right, and he's alright
drives Tong bonkers when his "rightness" shows
on amiright, on amiright
aye aye aye aye he just can't win
what sex is Merr and peregrin?
but the good old dohseedoh
dance around florio,
on amiright on amiright
on he goes, florio, eatin his oreos
on amiright, on amiright
on amiright
on amiright

b-i-l-l-y-f-l-o-r-i-o-
b-i-l-l-y-f-l-o-r-i-o

he keeps on wond'rin and it's such a sin
mer is a chick, what's peregrin?
and he keeps on laughin when we rhyme like so,
say oreo say florio,
aye aye aye aye he writes today
aye aye aye aye what he says...
but the good old dohseedoh
dance around florio,
on amiright on amiright
on he goes, florio, eatin his oreos
on amiright, on amiright
on amiright
on amiright