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Song Parodies -> "All White Cows"

Original Song Title:

"All Right Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Free

Parody Song Title:

"All White Cows"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

there they stood, in the field,
some were lowing, several more had kneeled,
I said hey, what is this, now maybe maybe
maybe their new dna's mixed
I said whoah! this place is messed,
don't you think that spotty cows are best?
and he said lord.. lord above...
now vanilla milk is what they always make more of

all white cows, baby they are all white cows
all white cows baby they are all white cows..

I drove on up, the farm place,
now befuddled look upon my face
I said hey! what's your name, lady?
are you with the farmer from this place?
and she said go. get lost go fast,
don't you stop here baby drive on past..
she said, lord.. lord above,
why are people stupid in this world??

all white cows, baby they are all white cows
all white cows baby they are all white cows..

all white cows, baby they are all white cows
all white cows baby they are all white cows..

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