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Song Parodies -> "Fly United ( The One Bum One Fare Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Reunited"

Original Performer:

Peaches And Herb

Parody Song Title:

"Fly United ( The One Bum One Fare Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

maybe odumba has taken someone's @ss and "spread it around a bit" Darts to the execs at United Airlines who wish to make larger people pay more. I WAS one of those people. I will pay more to fly in a HUMAN friendly plane next time. We are who and what we are. BOYCOTT UNITED AIRLINES until they make larger seats for those who need it!!!
HERB

I was a fool to ever get this wide
my ass needs two seats every airplane ride
the pizzas we had have weight effects, they're all bad
I realise this now becuse they've raised the fares yeah yeyyyy

PEACHES

I spent the morning with pistachios
ordered a pizza from old mama Joe's
it didn't cost much the cheese was soft to the touch
regret now that I ate it at the airport they would weigh it hey hey

CHORUS: BOTH
Fly united, used to feel so good
losing weight will save us bucks, we should
our asses can't fit, now it costs quite a bit
we'll never fit inside it, we can't fly United hey hey



PEACHES

I sat up front as people there were rude
but first class baby always serves up food
and once I could climb into my seat I was fine
they brought the food and asked me if I wanted mine hey hey

HERB

we must stop eatin' honey, every day
they'll soon be charging by the pounds we weigh
no salads we toss, but we eat fries and cheese sauce
we'll never sit together in one row right across hey hey

CHORUS: BOTH

Fly united, used to feel so good
losing weight will save us bucks, we should
our asses can't fit, now it costs quite a bit
we'll never fit inside it, we can't fly United hey hey
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-a-a-by



chocolate , lover, this is solid love
And it's exactly what I'm dreamin' of
All through the day
And all through the night
BOTH: I'll squeeze us both inside the seat with all my might, hey, hey

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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rob - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
supply side economics will prevail here. we vote politically, but our most important economic vote is where we spend our $. if united doesnt want my money, i'll fly with someone else. they can have o-bomb-a bail em out i guess. great parody as always !
Mark Scotti - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Great one, Malcolm!! Squeeeeezing you 5's..
bor - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Watching paint dry is more interesting than your latest parodies, Malcy. Seriously. My pet gerbil has more charisma and talent than you.
malcolm higgins - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I sensed a little gerbil lover in you, bor.. when did you drop the "e" at the end of your pseudonym? doing a little felching on the side huh?
McKludge - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
That's a remarkably liberal attitude you are taking toward those of the hefty persuasion, Mal. United's seats are pretty much the same size as the other airlines, so why pick on their seats? You can dislike their fatty-policy, but you may as well boycott everything but first class if you hate small seats.
bor - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll have you know that I never did have an "e" in my moniker; it has always been bor. You know why? Because YOU make us bored with your inane hogwash. And I was dead serious about my pet gerbil; I indeed do have one.

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