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Song Parodies -> "Escape"

Original Song Title:

"Escape The Pina Colada Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rupert Holmes

Parody Song Title:

"Escape"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

they are tired of Gray Davis,
he's been the governor too long
so they wanted a recall
as a final swan song
and as the will of the people,
it's finally come to a head
is he not or is he running,
and AHNOLD finally said

zhoo peeple vest off nevata,
near the mexican plain
if you like turminadeurs
I haff gott half a brain
I'm a repuplican, the new right
ant ve'll vin heuer again
voht foer mee in oktobeuer
and I von't act again

he didn't think about gray davis,
I guess it sounds just like that
but ahnie is a republic,
davis is democrat
we were wonderin when tho,
he'd announce his intent
he did it on Leno,
and here's how it went

zhoo peeple vest off nevata,
near the mexican plain
if you like turminadeurs
I haff gott half a brain
I'm a repuplican, the new right
ant ve'll vin heuer again
voht foer mee in oktobeuer
and I von't act again

so we'll wait for the polling,
It shouldn't be long,
if Ahnold wins, I'll be scrolling,
all the songs by Bill Tong
cause he's on the wrong side,
at least according to will
and the democrat movement,
ahnold is sure to kill

zhoo peeple vest off nevata,
near the mexican plain
if you like turminadeurs
I haff gott half a brain
I'm a repuplican, the new right
ant ve'll vin heuer again
voht foer mee in oktobeuer
and I von't act again

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Royce Miller - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Super, Malcolm
Michael Pacholek - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Ya, Herr Higgins mit der gut parodie. Ahnold won't act again? Or is that just another campaign promise a Republican has no intention of keeping? Then, again, Ronald Reagan never acted again... Except to play King George III.
Meriadoc - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, if he is busy running California, he will be too busy to make more bad movies... there's a thought.
Claude Prez - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm starting to think you're at your best when you do impressions. This was great!

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