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Song Parodies -> "Bad Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Sad Eyes"

Original Performer:

Robert John

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

this was written for my ex who was fired from her job as a teacher..apparently, she couldn't control her "pupils"
left one moved over, the right one is glazed,
it's funnier today
specs are a good thing, a tint covers up
cross eyed, you look at me, that way
now it's over......

bad eyes, turned the other way
I don't wanna see you cry
bad eyes, the tears run each way
now we just have to say goodbye

try to remember, that most eyes are paired
in time, there's surgery to mend
you have a brown one, the blue eye's now red
your 20-20 has to end
now it's over

bad eyes, turned the other way
I don't wanna see you cry
bad eyes, the tears run each way
now we just have to say goodbye

bad eyes, turned the other way
I don't wanna see you cry
bad eyes, the tears run each way
now we just have to say goodbye

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