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Song Parodies -> "Fat Kirstie Alley"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Kirstie Alley"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Kirstie just proves that a chick with great hair and eyes can still look like a million bucks...you go girl
ahh look at all the chubby people
ahh look at all the chubby people

fat Kirstie, Alley starring this week in a show,
that's despite all the weight................
she still looks great...

looks in the mirror
standing alone in a wide angle lens every day
thinking no way..

all the chubby people,
where do they all come from,
all the chubby people
the drive through line's too long..

diet depending, she wants to pose in the swimsuit
edition, SI..
god I would die,
doing her situps, wiping the sweat from her face
she feels great.. is it too late?

ahh look at all the chubby people
ahh look at all the chubby people

fat Kirstie Alley, career in the dump from her rump
as it spread every way..
what can you say?
at least she's working, doing much more I adore
how she came back again..
we'll see her then...

all the chubby people,
where do they all come from,
all the chubby people
the drive through line's too long..

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Adagio - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Way to go, Malcolm! Women need to see fat role models...succesful ones!
Melhi - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely done, Malcolm.
L. Ron Chubbard - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I like it in spite of myself. 5s.
Johnny D - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I like this, Malcolm. Kirstie's got a great sense of humor.
MALCOLM HIGGINS - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This is not a slag Kirstie parody.. I go about 300 lbs myself.. I am a big fan of hers
Kat - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Pacholek - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
What do you get when you cross Shelley Long and Kirsite Alley? These days, about halfway.
Ashkicksass - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I've always been a fan of Kirstie, fat or thin. This is great, Malc!

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