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Song Parodies -> "Two Foot Putt"

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"Two Foot Putt"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for those of us who watched Retief Goosen three putt from under three feet away in the U.S open, well, all I can say is.. he putts like me
Goosen had a two foot putt
he studied all the line
he missed it took another one,
he took a lot more time

he took his time with the little putt
and it went in da cup
he took his time with the little putt
the time it was all up
he took his time with the little putt

he faltered off, it woke him up,
he said, playoff.
tomorrow not today
he said playoff
18 holes again
he said playoff
to add some little pain
he said playoff
18 holes again

"now lemme get this straight,"
you took your time with the little putt,
it wouldn't go down
you took the line and you messed up
played another round
you took the line and you mucked it up
and you tied the final round
you took your time with the little putt
and played off in the mornin'

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TJC - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Turnin' a hole in three to a hole in one... now that takes mad skilz!

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