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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Stop Runny Poos"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Stop Loving You"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Stop Runny Poos"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

(I can´t stop runny poos)
I´ve closed my behind
To squeeze is agony, it's just not good times
(I can´t stop leaking too)
It´s useless to try
So I´ll just sit right here with streams that will not dry
(streams that will not dry)

Those happy bowels that I once knew
Tho´ long ago, digestion was true
They say that time heals a broken part
But mine has slooped still since I've pulled apart

(I can´t stop runny poos)
I´ve closed my behind
To squeeze is agony, it's just not good times
(I can´t stop leaking too)
It´s useless to try
So I´ll just sit right here with streams that will not dry
(streams that will not dry)

(Those crappy hours)
Those crappy hours
(That we once poo-ed)
That we once poo-ed
(Tho´ long ago)
Tho´ long ago
(Still run right through)
Still ru-u-u-n right through
(They say that time)
They say that time
(Heals a broken part)
Heals a broken part
(But mine is wet still)
mine is wet still
(Since I've pulled apart)
Since I've pulled apart

(I can´t stop runny poos)
I´ve closed my behind
To squeeze is agony, it's just not good times
(I can´t stop leaking too)
It´s useless to try
So I´ll just sit right here with streams that will not dry
(streams that will not dry)

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MrMacphisto - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Disgusting, but I liked it... :)
Yoidy - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
This definitely leaves a stench!
aoit - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
This subject has been worn out enough already. Try something original.

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