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Song Parodies -> "Blow Job"

Original Song Title:

"Bus Stop"

Original Performer:

The Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Blow Job"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

blow job, wet hair, she's there I say
blow my head , I tell her
blow job, don't stop, I see wet slop
oh yeah there, I tell her

every morning I enjoy it,
yes my mane does shine
double meaning well exploited,
the censors will say fine...

every morning I would see her wait for my blow job,
sometimes she'd stop and I would fake like I had pains..
all my friends say I cannot get this song in here
but Chucky G. entendres double up with glee

that's the way the whole thing started
with dippity-doo
I'll submit this with my chance
my guess is it goes through

when I'm cold her lips are tempting
like a sweltering cow
nice to think that me a fella
would thank her with a bow

every morning I would see her wait for my blow job,
sometimes she'd stop and I would fake like I had pains..
all my friends say I cannot get this song in here
but Chucky G. entendres double up with glee

blow job, wet hair, she's there I say
blow my head , I tell her
blow job, don't stop, I see wet slop
oh yeah there, I tell her

every morning I enjoy it,
yes my mane does shine
double meaning well exploited,
the censors will say fine...

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Tyrell - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
How did you get the song in here 4-5-5
Steve K. - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
You use "dippity-doo"? I guess that's easier to rhyme than "Brylcream".
Red Ant - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh good one Malcolm. I hope you placed money on this with the friends who said it wouldn't get posted.
Michael Pacholek - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Your dry wit continues, but as for writing a perfect parody, you missed this one by a hair. (Old joke.)

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