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Song Parodies -> "Flossed My Bum"

Original Song Title:

"Lost In Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Air Supply

Parody Song Title:

"Flossed My Bum"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I realise that the thong round my back
is just much too small, and it gets up my crack
when I try pull it out, I believe it's just wedged right in there
so lift my cheeks, pull if you can
if it smells way to bad, spray it with ban
if you wiggle it out, I know it should go in the laundry

you know I can't show it,
it's been wedged in there too long
it started last wednesday,
I had to carry on...... carry on......

flossed my bum, wiggled up my crotch,
and I loosened it off, to the very last notch,
now I've figured it out, what I need is a big pair of "tommys"
so lift my cheeks, breathe if you can,
if it smells way too much, just spray it with ban
I know it should go in the laundry

you know I can't show it,
it's been wedged in there too long
it started last wednesday,
I had to carry on...... carry on......

flossed my bum, wiggled up my crotch,
and I loosened it off, to the very last notch,
now I've figured it out, what I need is a big pair of "tommys"

now I flossed I flossed my bum
flossed my bum
flossed my buuuuuum
now I flossed I flossed my bum
flossed my bum
flossed my bum
flossed my bum


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Royce Miller - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, your problems are more severe than I originally thought.
Wild Man - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah It happened when you tryed to plant those damn geraniums, man. Next time you garden wear boxers, or gym shorts.
er.....a girly - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
i fart lots

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