Song Parodies -> Big Girl

Original Song Title:

"Rich Girl"

Original Performer:

Hall And Oates

  
Parody Song Title:

"Big Girl"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

you're a big girl, and it's gone too far,
but you know it don't matter anyway
you can be high on the old man's honey,
huge dimply thighs and it ain't too funny,

you're a big girl, like a small jap car,
but you know I'm gonna love you anyway
you can say tonnage can't get you too far, get you too far..

don't you know, don't you know
that it's wrong to eat all that's given you
so far gone, two time zones
you can get along, if your deodorant's strong

you're a big girl, and it's gone too far,
but you know it don't matter anyway
you can be high on the old man's honey,
huge dimply thighs and it ain't too funny,

you're a big girl, like a small jap car,
but you know I'm gonna love you anyway
you can say tonnage can't get you too far, get you too far..

high and dry, shelters the rain,
it's so easy to squish others if you roll over again
and don't you know, that your waist will grow
there's just too much to eat, and the potatoes and meat
just a fill of it all, oh

you're a big girl, and it's gone too far,
but you know it don't matter anyway
you can be high on the old man's honey,
huge dimply thighs and it ain't too funny,

you're a big girl, like a small jap car,
but you know I'm gonna love you anyway
you can say tonnage can't get you too far, get you too far..
you can say tonnage can't get you too far, get you too far..
you can say tonnage can't get you too far, get you too far..
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