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Fun Music Information -> Hall and Oates

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Jokes:

A Kiss fan was at a record store, when he bumped into a classical music lover. Both dropped their records. The classical fan was very upset. He said "Look what you've done! Your Kiss is on my Listz!"

Submitted by: S. Tim Wood

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"I'll Make All Your Dreams Come True," Ronnie Dove	"You Make My Dreams," Hall and Oates
"I Can Hear Music," The Beach Boys	"Portable Radio," Hall and Oates
"Watching The Detectives," Elvis Costello	"Private Eyes," Hall and Oates
"Who Are You?," The Who	"Camellia," Hall and Oates
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Potable Radio" originally "Portable Radio"

How would one drink a radio?

Alan Toyce

"Rome Is Bleeding" originally "Romeo Is Bleeding"

Drew Scarymore

Change a Letter:

"Lara Smile" originally "Sara Smile"

As in Lara Spencer or Lara Croft Tomb Raider

Kellie

"Primate Eyes" originally "Private Eyes"

What a monkey or ape sees with?

Dyan Cannonball

"Gunning From Paradise" originally "Running From Paradise"

Melissa Conway

"Romeo Is Breeding" originally "Romeo Is Bleeding"

Drew Scarymore

"Rodeo Is Bleeding" originally "Romeo Is Bleeding"

Not uncommon, like when someone falls off a bull.

Drew Scarymore

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Maneater"	"Self-Harmer"	Fack Sabbath
"She's Gone"	"He's Gone (the Bush Isn't President Anymore Song)"	Malcolm Higgins
"Out Of Touch"	"Your Halcyon (is Out Of Touch)"	White Trash
"Private Eyes"	"Biden Lies"	Malcolm Higgins
"Kiss On My List"	"Kiss Gets You Hit"	Guy DiRito
"Maneater"	"Limburger (an ode to Lawrence Limburger)"	Rock Hemmerson
"Maneater"	"Beefeater"	Rick Duncan
"Maneater"	"Ham Eater ( The Sly Hebrew Song)"	Malcolm Higgins
"Maneater"	"Mouse Eater"	Lucy Branston's Great-Grandaughter
"Method Of Modern Love"	"Narcotic Type of Drugs"	Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Portable Radio	"Boombox" radios	Edward
It's A Laugh	Comedy Central Network	Ed
Did It In A Minute	TV Spots For Guinness Book Of World Records Featuring Any Kind Of Speed Records	Ed

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Crime Pays	Prison	Edward
Intravino	Alcoholics Anonymous	Edward

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
High Maintenance Woman Toby Keith	Maneater Hall And Oates	High Maintenance Womaneater	The StareMaster
I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man Prince	Maneater Hall and Oates	I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Maneater	Edward
She Took It Like A Man Confederate Railroad	Maneater Hall and Oates	She Took It Like A Maneater	Edward
Nowhere Man The Beatles	Man On A Mission Hall and Oates	Nowhere Man On A Mission	Edward
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Out Of Touch" Misheard Lyrics: Mally Moose and Drowsy Dreams Original Lyrics: Manic moods, drowsy dreams	"Out Of Touch" Misheard Lyrics: Nobody moves and grousy green. Original Lyrics: Manic moods, drowsy dreams
"Out Of Touch" Misheard Lyrics: Looking for a love when the planet is gone. Original Lyrics: Looking for a love where the climate is cold	"Maneater" Misheard Lyrics: She'll only come out at night, lean and hungry, tight. Original Lyrics: She'll only come out at night, the mean and hungry type
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Kiss on My List"

Misheard Lyrics:

Because your kiss is on my lips

Original Lyrics:

Because your kiss is on my list

Story about this misheard lyric by: Janie

My brother was singing the lyrics as said here "because your kiss is on my lips" and I tried correcting him that it is list while he fought me about it that it is lips.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Family Man"

Better Lyrics:

I said gimme some money
I'm a gambling man
I just lost all my money on a fight.

Original Lyrics:

He said leave me alone
I'm a family man
and my bark is worse than my bite

Submitted by: d

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

I'll do anything that you want me to do,
And I'll do almost anything that you want me to do

Why They're Nonsensical:

Sounds like he's blatantly changing his mind. First he says he'll do anything that the person wants him to do...which entails that whatever he's asked to do, he'll do it, no matter what. But then the next line says he'll do *almost* anything that the person wants, which implies he'll do some things, but not others. You can't have it both ways, dude.

Submitted by: Raymond