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Jokes:

A Kiss fan was at a record store, when he bumped into a classical music lover. Both dropped their records. The classical fan was very upset. He said "Look what you've done! Your Kiss is on my Listz!"
Submitted by: S. Tim Wood
 

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Holland OatsA possible mishearing of the nameFuture Backer

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"A Dull Education""Adult Education"Toni Minot
"Tell Me What You Daunt""Tell Me What You Want"Regina Haniger
"Tell Me What You Haunt""Tell Me What You Want"Regina Haniger
"Portable Rodeo""Portable Radio"Regina Haniger

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"You Make My Dreams,"No, your sound-asleep head makes your dreams.Peter

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"What You Need," INXS"Getaway Car," Hall and Oates
"Come Together," The Beatles"Back Together Again," Hall And Oates
"The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know," Panic At the Disco"Your Imagination," Hall and Oates
"Teacher, Teacher," .38 Special"Adult Education," Hall and Oates
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Some Things Are Better Left Nsaid" originally "Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid"
Nsaid = Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug
Carmen Mistletoe
"Potable Radio" originally "Portable Radio"
How would one drink a radio?
Alan Toyce
"Rome Is Bleeding" originally "Romeo Is Bleeding"
Drew Scarymore

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Sarah Smile" originally "Sara Smile"
Different spelling of pretty much the same name
Samantha Wayland
"How Does Kit Feel To Be Back?" originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Bet Back?" originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Black?" originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Beg Back?" originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty

Change a Letter:

"Caneater" originally "Maneater"
Somebody was very hungry!
Edward
"How Does It Feel To Be Jack?" originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Peel To Be Back?" originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feed To Be Back?" originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Beck?" originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Maneater""Self-Harmer"Fack Sabbath
"She's Gone""He's Gone (the Bush Isn't President Anymore Song)"Malcolm Higgins
"Out Of Touch""Your Halcyon (is Out Of Touch)"White Trash
"Private Eyes""Biden Lies"Malcolm Higgins
"Kiss On My List""Kiss Gets You Hit"Guy DiRito
"Maneater""Limburger (an ode to Lawrence Limburger)"Rock Hemmerson
"Maneater""Beefeater"Rick Duncan
"Maneater""Ham Eater ( The Sly Hebrew Song)"Malcolm Higgins
"Maneater""Mouse Eater"Lucy Branston's Great-Grandaughter
"Method Of Modern Love""Narcotic Type of Drugs"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Portable Radio"Boombox" radiosEdward
It's A LaughComedy Central NetworkEd
Did It In A MinuteTV Spots For Guinness Book Of World Records Featuring Any Kind Of Speed Records Ed

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Man From Mars
   Joni Mitchell
Maneater
   Hall And Oates
Maneater From Mars
Edward
Mr. Tambourine Man
   The Byrds
Maneater
   Hall And Oates
Mr. Tambourine Maneater
Edward
Spoonman
   Soundgarden
Maneater
   Hall And Oates
Spoonmaneater
Edward
West End Girls
   The Pet Shop Boys
Italian Girls
   Hall And Oates
West Italian End Girls
Edward
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Todrick, Hall, and Oates
Todrick Hall combined with Hall And Oates
Now it sounds more like the name of a law firm!
Submitted By: Quyjibo

Misheard Lyrics:

"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She turned, tossed her head
And like her opening move, the final engine light
Original Lyrics:
She turned, tossed her head
Unlike her opening move, her final exit line
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave him her look that would have worked on any other matter of
Original Lyrics:
She gave him her look that would have worked on any other man around
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can tell by the permajack you wore
Original Lyrics:
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, she can tell by the perm what a jag you are
Original Lyrics:
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can tell by the permajack you wore
Original Lyrics:
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Chief

My cousin misheard this lyric as he has done to many other songs.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Family Man"
Better Lyrics:
I said gimme some money
I'm a gambling man
I just lost all my money on a fight.
Original Lyrics:
He said leave me alone
I'm a family man
and my bark is worse than my bite
Submitted by: d

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Sara Smile"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If you feel like leavin'
You know you can go
But why don't you stay until tomorrow?
Why They're Nonsensical:
How can you encourage Sara to leave now if she wants to, then persuade her to stay until tomorrow? Why don't you just give her the option of either leaving now or staying until tomorrow?
Submitted by: Isac
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'll do anything that you want me to do,
And I'll do almost anything that you want me to do
Why They're Nonsensical:
Sounds like he's blatantly changing his mind. First he says he'll do anything that the person wants him to do...which entails that whatever he's asked to do, he'll do it, no matter what. But then the next line says he'll do *almost* anything that the person wants, which implies he'll do some things, but not others. You can't have it both ways, dude.
Submitted by: Raymond

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Maneater"
The Dirty Lyrics:
here she comes watch out boy she'll chew you up here she come's she's a maneater
Why They're Dirty:
they are warning this man about a woman who's a nymphomaniac
Submitted by: art
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Say It Isn't So"
Opening Lines:
Say it isn't so. Say it isn't so. Say it isn't so painful.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Private Eyes"
The Lyrics:
private eyes are watching they see your every move
Why:
this song is about a paranoid,jealous man who's hired gumshoe's to spy on his girlfriend THIS GUY IS A STALKER
Submitted by: art
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Sara's Mile" originally "Sara Smile"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson

Band Name Anagrams:

Alan's Hotel Ad Submitted by: Alexis
Neal Had A Slot Submitted by: Alexis
Was he gambling?
Hal Deals A Ton Submitted by: Alexis
a ton of what?
On A Headstall Submitted by: Alexis
Sold An Althea Submitted by: Eac Zeffron

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Mare Tena" originally "Maneater"
A mare named Tena?
Submitted by: Priscilla Gadsden
"Near Tame" originally "Maneater"
What a man-eater probably ISN'T!
Submitted by: Priscilla Gadsden
"Tear Name" originally "Maneater"
Submitted by: Priscilla Gadsden
"Rate Name" originally "Maneater"
Submitted by: Priscilla Gadsden
"Rate Mane" originally "Maneater"
Submitted by: Priscilla Gadsden

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

PE: "Private Eyes"
For Physical Education.
Submitted by: Honky White

Band Name Spoonerisms:

All Hand Oates originally "Hall And Oates"
Submitted by: Cal Amari

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