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Song Parodies -> "Mouse Eater"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall and Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Mouse Eater"

Parody Written by:

Lucy Branston's Great-Grandaughter

The Lyrics

A parody about my cat, who is so kind and loving and peaceful - until she goes outside. We had yet another offering this morning.
She only goes out at night
No lean or hungry type
Nothing to do
Just killing time again

Watching and waiting
Won't sit in with you
When her mind is on her claws

So many in pain she's seen
And - she thinks - I get them for free
The cat is wild - she compares
To the untamed jaguar

Time doesn't matter
If she's ready to kill
The mouse will not get too far

Oh, here she comes
Watch out, mouse
She'll chew you up
Oh, here she comes
She's a mouse eater
Oh, here she comes
Watch out, vole
She'll munch you too
Oh, here she comes
She's a mouse eater

I wouldn't if I were you
I've seen what she can do
She's not mad but
She can really rip their heads right off
Time doesn't matter
Feline beauty is there
But a beast is in her heart

Oh, here she comes
Watch out, bird
She'll pluck you clean
Oh, here she comes
She's a mouse eater

(instrumental break)

Ooh
Oh, here she comes
(Here she comes)
Watch out, vole
She'll munch you too
Oh, here she comes
(Watch out)
She's a mouse eater
Oh, here she comes
(She's a mouse eater)
Ooh, she chews them up
Oh, here she comes
Here she comes
She's a mouse eater
Oh, here she comes
(Watch out)
She only goes out at night
Ooh
Oh, here she comes
Here she comes
She's a mouse eater
Oh, here she comes
(She's a mouse eater)
Oh, the cat is so wild
Ooh
Oh, here she comes
Here she comes
Watch out, mouse
Watch out, vole

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Meriadoc - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
A vole on the doorstep - now there is an interesting morning gift....

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