Song Parodies -> Beefeater
| Original Song Title: | "Maneater" |
| Original Performer: | Hall and Oates |
| Parody Song Title: | "Beefeater" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
The first woman to get this job since it began 500+ years ago. About time.
She’ll only stand there all day
The strong and quiet type
Something is new, it’s all been guys before
Watching and guiding
She’s looking at you but her eyes will just ignore
So many will pay to see
Tower of London chickadee
The woman has style, a she-guard
Famed by the stir of the no-sire
Move up the ladder
She has broken the bonds to get where she is so far
Oh there she is
Watchin’ out she’ll take you up
Oh there she is
She’s a beefeater
Oh there she is
Watchin’ out she’ll take you up
Oh there she is
She’s a beefeater
I wouldn’t if I were you
I know what she’s been through
She’s Scottish, man, and she has really
Bumped the apple cart
Climbed up that ladder
The beauty in there
In a world where girls don’t chart
Oh there she is
Watchin’ out she’ll take you up
Oh there she is
She’s a beefeater
The strong and quiet type
Something is new, it’s all been guys before
Watching and guiding
She’s looking at you but her eyes will just ignore
So many will pay to see
Tower of London chickadee
The woman has style, a she-guard
Famed by the stir of the no-sire
Move up the ladder
She has broken the bonds to get where she is so far
Oh there she is
Watchin’ out she’ll take you up
Oh there she is
She’s a beefeater
Oh there she is
Watchin’ out she’ll take you up
Oh there she is
She’s a beefeater
I wouldn’t if I were you
I know what she’s been through
She’s Scottish, man, and she has really
Bumped the apple cart
Climbed up that ladder
The beauty in there
In a world where girls don’t chart
Oh there she is
Watchin’ out she’ll take you up
Oh there she is
She’s a beefeater
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Topical and comical.
Well done!
We had a woman in our apprenticeship class. She was one of the best. 5's
five XX gametes for ya'!
Well spotted from a few thousand miles away - I didn't even consider writing something about this when I read the news story.
Outstaning title substitution and clever parody.
tasty
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