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Song Parodies -> "Martha, Oh Dear"

Original Song Title:

"Martha My Dear"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Martha, Oh Dear"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

martha, oh dear,
you will see a ladies penitentiary,
five months you'll be,
munching on rug,
martha, oh dear,
don't forget me..

doll your cell up, you silly girl.
for what you've done
when you find some stock, just a bit of it,
help yourself to a tip before it falls around you,
greedy girl

take a good look around you
where you're took secured you see,
you and some she five months to be,
with each other, silly girl

doll your cell up, you silly girl.
for what you've done
when you find some stock, just a bit of it,
help yourself to a tip before it falls around you,
greedy girl

martha, oh dear, I have bought your sheets and hosiery
they're good for me,
martha I love,
silky to be,
martha my dear


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John Barry - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody about a con (in the French sense of that word).
M-Dawg - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
mixed signals was that bad martha stewart or good martha stewart ? well that was just dumb

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