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Song Parodies -> "It's Menstruation"

Original Song Title:

"Infatuation"

Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"It's Menstruation"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

early in the mornin and she can't sleep,
try to hide, don't make a peep
I wish she'd get her head on straight
and begin to menstruate

won't say no, and won't say yes
massive case of p.m.s.
can't call it that, need a name right now
wonder if I can use mad cow

oh no, not again,
hey Midol man,
she's in pain
it's menstruation
it's menstruation
it's menstruation
it's menstruation

she feels bad says she feels so numb
from her head to her big round bum
p.m.s lasts usually a week
that's when I play hide and seek

oh no, not again,
hey Midol man,
she's in pain
it's menstruation
it's menstruation
it's menstruation
it's menstruation

hear her rumblin way deep inside
glad I'm a man, I'm on this side
every month it's just the same
never gonna get hitched again

oh no, not again,
hey Midol man,
she's in pain
it's menstruation
it's menstruation
it's menstruation
it's menstruation

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Wild Man - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
This song was perfect for the subject matter. I could hear Rod's raspy voice saying "that's when I play hide & seek." Lol
sara - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
oh boy that's funny that has actuallly helped ease my blues just a bit.
doug - June 02, 2012 - Report this comment
This is great. My wife's co workers are ...oh never mind. Changing the words to this song for a business presentation and she is mortified This made her day.

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